I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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