are you still at the devil's house?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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