just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I have post one night stand depression
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