Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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