Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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