Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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