My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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