i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm at about main and main street
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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