just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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