I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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