I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
