i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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