You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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