Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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