yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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