:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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