Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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