Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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