Christians are straight up FREAKS
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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