About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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