fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
this boner is exhausting
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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