So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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