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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize