I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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