How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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