Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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