after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dignity is for republicans.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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