My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have fence marks all over my body
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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