I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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