If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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