just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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