Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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