sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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