The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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