doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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