Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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