why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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