I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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