Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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