she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He literally asked permission to hit on me
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
