I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
zippers are such a cool invention
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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