Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she peed on how many people?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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