can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i now understand why vodka
i think im in europe. pls send help
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because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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