the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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