I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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