Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I wear drunk well.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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