It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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