i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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