I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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