wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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