why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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